"You've got to...get...that...dirt off your shoulder."

Trying to type Jay-Z lyrics, something is lost in the translation, and it comes out all Captain-Kirk-

esque

.

That was a haiku:

Trying to type Jay

Z lyrics, something is lost

in the translation . . .

Word,

Basho

. Word. It's funny, the similarities between feudal Japanese poetry and contemporary rap. Both arise from strong oral traditions, are observational and are generally more measured by rhythm than rhyme. The adoption of a

haigo

, common for haiku poets of the era, is not dissimilar from rap artists changing their name to something catchy, or expressive of what their music is about to them. And, they're all killing each other all the time. So there's that.

That Basho. He really got it, man:

toshi

kurenu

/

kasa

kite

waraji

/

hakingara

another year is gone / a traveller's shade on my head, / straw sandals at my feet [1685]

Snaps to him. Replete with

emo

-girl poetry slashes.

//day break, as in a break between days, such as occurs when the author spends a whole day in front of a computer, editing legal documents, has

hads

all he can stands and he cants stands no more//

I am in high prep-mode for another bit of travel myself, though this time the road and I will be together only for a day. Tomorrow I (and my good [and skilled and

beneficent

] friend Patrick) will drive a rental up to

New

Paltz

, New York

, for to teach a workshop enthusiastically entitled "

Commedia

dell'Acro

" at the

KC/ACT Festival

. All this in the hopes of raising awareness for

In

Bocca

al

Lupo

, the soon-to-be-annual trip to Italy that

Zuppa

del

Giorno

will be taking in May . . . assuming we goad enough adventure-seeking college students into it.

//mental break, as in the kind one has when one makes an unwitting discovery//

God bless technology, and, though I'm still reserving judgment, possibly God damn the good people at the

KCACTF

. In linking to the website, I just discovered we are not listed in the program. Ergo, no one will know we're there. Ergo, $70 for the car rental, $160 for the brochure printing (yes--that costs more than RENTING A CAR) and roughly 30 hours of preparation time =

priceless

. A few flurried calls to David

Zarko

and we're hopefully discovering as we speak that the website program of events is way out-of-date . . . because if not, I'll be feeling a little less Basho and a little more bash-heads for a week or so.

//oh good, Heather called, spoke to Debra Otte, mistress of all things awesome, we are on current festival schedule and I don't have to bash heads unless I really want to//

In about a week, on the 22

nd

, Heather and I will be conducting another workshop, this one in Philadelphia: "

Learn How to Fall and Fly

." We have until mid-February to secure enough students for the trip. Otherwise, it doesn't happen. Strange to have that kind of necessity hinging entirely upon one. Somehow, busting ass to get to Italy again doesn't stress me out nearly as much as, say, auditioning for one lousy show. I suppose it's something to do with the security of a long-term goal and the immediacy of a short-term one. For example, I will be very sad if Italy does not happen (of course), yet having days and days to do little things toward it make me feel better about what efforts I'm making. And if it doesn't happen, well, I've got weeks to deal and find new occupations. Whereas, with an audition, it all hangs on your two minutes with a stranger or two, and the job is yours or it isn't. There's no progress, no portfolio being built. Simply fly . . . or fall.

On Sunday I had a great conversation with friend Patrick, and he asked me how important it was to me that an aspect of

The Third Life

(

ign

') seemed to involve travel and transition. Patrick's good at questions like that. (And he reads the 'blog. And he's saving

Zuppa's

ass tomorrow. I owe Patrick big.) My answer, when I finally got through the hemming and hawing stages--with a brief sojourn into an apprehensive stuttering stage--was that for me, just now, life is a search, a quest. So it's pretty natural for me to have so much travel in my Third Life(

c

). Maybe it will always be that way. Maybe not.

For now I travel

six months of

ever'y

year.

Italy or bust.

Seeking M&F Actors, Singers, Dancers, Stunt People, Accountants, War Criminals, et al...

Who here hasn't seen "

The Princess Bride

"?

Okay. Get the hell out. Yes: Right now. Don't look at me like that. I'm completely serious. I'm going to need you to go out and not come back until you've seen the film. It's a simple request. Go on. Go....

Thank God they're finally gone. Okay, all we normal human beings, this movie has been a rather continuous presence in my life ever since it came onto video. (For my younger readers, video:DVD::cassettes:CDs. What's a cassette? Medieval torture device. Never mind. Go back to your Sidekick/PSP/iHat.) I'm sure most people of my generation will concur, unless of course they were too busy outside playing sports during their childhoods. (Childrenhood?) Just recently, however, the movie has been insisting upon my attention. I got the DVD (See? I know what's hip.) for Christmas, as well as the 25th anniversary edition of the novel, and it's being quoted to me left-right-and-center. This morning my friend texted (I hate that as a verb, by the way: texted.) me at 8:00 am (his friend status thereby endangered) to inform me of this self-same movie playing a midnight show at the Sunshine Landmark theater tonight (friend status re-assured).

And two days ago I received an email from someone whom I can pretty confidently call a former, or lost, friend, referring me to this play:

The Hotel Play

. It included instructions to be cast as the lead in it and then call her.

The play is by Wallace Shawn, or as most of us would know him, "

Vezzini

," the Sicilian, red-herring mastermind of Prince Humperdinck's malicious ploy. (That sentence should root out any non-P.B.-seeing bastards. Get OUT of here!) I can't claim to be a devoted fan of Mr. Shawn's, but I have enjoyed him in everything I've seen him do. The play is enormously appealing. The porter sound like he's right in line with a lot of the kinds of characters I've created and played for

Zuppa del Giorno

. The glitch, of course, and the thing that puts such a sardonic twist on this potential reunion of at least email contact with an old friend, is that the play literally calls for 70-80 actors. Wallace seems to feel part of the point is to have each of a huge cast of characters played by an individual, rather than by, say, a dozen character actors. It would be fascinating to see produced. And it's an ingenious ploy (what else from "Vezzini"?) for never, ever getting your play produced.

List of things Not To Do:

  1. Never get involved in a land war in Asia;
  2. Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line; and
  3.  
  4. Never attempt to get over 10 actors in a room together without serving alcohol.

I haven't had the pleasure of reading the play yet, but I'm going out to look for it today. Hopefully I'll remember to update the adoring fans of this here 'blog with a Pulitzer-worthy review. Hopefully it exists in print.

But above all, I hope that my former friend and I have, well, hope for being friends once again. I have a nasty habit of severing relationships that I really didn't want to do so to. Sometimes it's the choice of the other, sometimes it's the unconscious act of neglecting them for other (usually obsessively artistic) priorities. Sometimes it's even a conscious act, when I come to find I've developed an unhealthy sort of interaction with someone. Overall, I wonder if these severings don't come about in part owing to the transitory nature of the theatre work.

It shouldn't be difficult, in this day and age of constant contact--of the attainability of

everyone

by one means or another--to remain friends with your friends in spite of constant travel. Regardless of how dehumanizing email and telephone interaction may or may not be, it still facilitates keeping with someone's head-space (and, I dare say, heart-space) marvelously. Imagine your first girl/boyfriend leaving to sail the world and make her/his fortune, the only means of communication being the happenstance of crossing paths with another ship bound for home, and all the circumstances that may involve. Madness, the faith it would entail. (Yes, I am stealing wantonly from "The Princess Bride") Yet it is difficult for me to keep my friendships alive even in our contemporary context. And it's not just the travel, though that makes it significantly easier to become neglectful of people. It's also the struggle to live without too much routine, without too much assumption. The adventure itself of an examined life becomes a sort of friend, following you everywhere, so long as you make honest choices that allow for unpredictable possibility. That's hard for a lot of people to understand and, frankly, easy for such people to judge harshly. And more than keeping one away from regular contact with one's friends, such a life also creates a turbulence or resonance that some people can't abide.

I have a real love/hate relationship with that turbulence.

I had a dinner/acrobalance/planning session with my dear friend Patrick last night in preparation for a workshop we're teaching together at KC/ACTF next week, and our conversation turned to this subject, somewhat. As he is wont to do, Patrick reminded me that it's entirely possible to live

The Third Life

[patent pending] with all the stability and security of a First or Second one (this in response to my entry

12/31/06

), one just has to avoid viewing it as an impossibility. I have to decide if that's the way I want it.

And I don't know if this former friend really wants to reunite, if enough water has passed under enough bridges. I think she felt, when we rather unofficially bid one another adieu years ago, that I had at worst manipulated her life, and at best had a profoundly unhelpful impact upon it. In the face of such a problem, in light of my lifestyle having gotten no less adventurous, is it possible to heal a friendship?

It's just conceivable.

Chips, Chips

Perhaps you've never even heard of

Paolo Conte

. (Prior to today, I certainly hadn't.) But I can almost guarantee you that you've heard one of his songs. I did this morning, in a Starbucks(r) (please, God, somebody incorporate a coffee shop called "Ishmaels" into your fiction--I've done, but no one will ever read it) and I thought, "This song is so funny. A clown piece should definitely be done to this song."

Via, via, vieni via di qui, niente pi

ti lega a questi luoghi, neanche questi fiori azzurri...

via, via, neanche questo tempo grigio

pieno di musiche e di uomini che ti son piacuti, (rit.)

It's wonderful, it's wonderful, it's wonderful

good luck my babe, it's wonderful, it's wonderful,

it's wonderful

I dream of you... chips, chips, du-du-du-du-du

Via, via, vieni via con me, entra in questo amore buio,

non perderti per niente al mondo...

via, via, non perderti per niente al mondo

lo spettacolo d'arte varia di uno innamorato di te...

(What? What? You don't read Italian? Poor baby!)

This way, this way, you come this way, nothing here

devout you alloy to these places, neanche these blue flowers...

this way, this way, neanche this time full

gray of musics and men who son appealed to you, (rit.)

It' s wonderful, it' s wonderful, it' s wonderful

good luck my babe, it' s wonderful, it' s wonderful,

it' s wonderful

dream of you... chips, chips, du-du-du-du-du

This way, this way, you come this waywith me, enters in this love buio,

not to lose for nothing the world to you...

this way, this way, not to lose for nothing to the world

the show to you of varied art of one in love of you...

Well. That should clear it up for you.

The trouble is, I'm quite certain someone already did a little show or two to this diddy. Shout out if you know for certain, folks. Meanwhile, I'll contact Paolo about reserving rights...WOW him with my Italian...

Ooops! Almost forgot. Here:

"Your day is past, plush toy. I'ma squish your head and use your synthetic stuffing material to buff my exterior shell to an even higher sheen!"

Special Edition: The Anti-'Blog

Ladles and Gentrified, I present to you a special installment of

Odin's Aviary

(r), now with more fibrous additives! A friend of mine is a bit opposed to 'blogs, and uses a brilliantly written bit of dramaturgy to illustrate the extent of his/her/its hatred (names and pronouns have been changed to protect the innocent, and because I like making up names):

I could never love a man with a blog...:

(Jo comes home after a long day of headstand prep. She sees Reginald at the computer.)

Jo

: Hey sweetie, I'm home! What's that you're--

(At the sound of Jo's approach, Reginald quickly slams closed his laptop.)

Reg

: Huh? Oh. Nothing. I missed you.

(He goes to kiss her but she dodges and gets the laptop.)

Jo

: OH--were you looking at

porn

?! Hee Hee Hee!

(She opens laptop and stares. Beat.)

You. You were...blogging? You. You have a blog?

Reg

: I--I can explain. Just let me expla--

Jo

: How could you do this to me?! You know how I feel about this sort of thing!

Reg

: Josephine: it's

just

a blog, for God's sake.

Jo

: First a blog, and then what? Your own SITE?!

(Reginald looks to the ground.)

Oh my God...

Reg

: It's for my career! It's completely valid! This is the way the industry is moving! Why are you being like this?

Jo

: I just can't share you like this! I'm an only child! I--I-- (

She turns to him.

) You have to choose.

Reg

: Between you and my blog?

Jo

: Yes.

Reg

: You can't be serious.

(She glares at him.)

Uh. O--Okay. You. Just. Just let me finish this entry--I'll make it the sign off entry.

(Reginald goes to his computer and sits down. Jo watches, and then begins to gather her things.)

Where are you going?

Jo

: You've made your choice.

Reg

: Josephine, Jo, it's just--

Jo

: --I'm sure you and your three loyal readers will be very happy together!

I'm leaving.

Reg

: Because of this?

Jo

: Yes.

Reg

: But Jo--

(He goes to hold her; she pushes him away.)

Jo

:

(on the verge of tears)

Don't touch me!

(She stares at him as all emotion drains from her face. She is blank.)

I don't even know you.

(She leaves. Reginald stands alone. As the lights fade to black, the only illumination on stage is Reginald's computer glowing in the dark, until that blinks off as well.)

Finis.